Anonymous asked: <p>Hi Mr. Onion, what would you do if someone says bad things about SNSD? like, they had plastic surgery, have no talent only the look, etc.</p>

Plastic surgery? Tell them to find a professional plastic surgeon who can refute the statements of Korean plastic surgeons (pioneers and leaders in their industry) who have said that SNSD look natural to them. Talk about facts, not tweenagers speculating without any training in the field.

No talent? Music Travel Lalala. That is a live performance on hostile turf where nobody will artificially improve their voices. Pre-recorded not good enough for them? Show Radio performances where again, the entire nation watches and listens to them singing live. 

Once upon a time, there was a frog.

It died

I hate how girls think all guys are assholes. Not all guys are assholes. In a matter of fact, guys cry too. When a guy cries for a girl, that means he truly loves her. When a guy cries for a girl, that means he truly cares for her. When a guy cries for a girl, that means he wants you all to himself. When a guy cries for a girl, you know he’s a keeper.

Anonymous asked: How r u man? haven't been updating?

Nah

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Sure

Have you ever felt like the whole world is turning against you?

Have you ever felt like not a single soul in the world actually gives two shits about you?

Where do I start? 

Well, most people agree that family should be the first person you approach when you’re not having the best day. This is utter shit. No one in my family actually really gives a flying fuck.

I don’t know how much longer I can take it.

Only time will heal everything. 

Hopefully.