September 2011
5 posts
2 tags
Anonymous asked: <p>Hi Mr. Onion, what would you do if someone says bad things about SNSD? like, they had plastic surgery, have no talent only the look, etc.</p>
Once upon a time, there was a frog.
It died
“Life is such a whore. So, fuck it.”
1 tag
Guys cry too.
I hate how girls think all guys are assholes. Not all guys are assholes. In a matter of fact, guys cry too. When a guy cries for a girl, that means he truly loves her. When a guy cries for a girl, that means he truly cares for her. When a guy cries for a girl, that means he wants you all to himself. When a guy cries for a girl, you know he’s a keeper.
August 2011
2 posts
Anonymous asked: How r u man? haven't been updating?
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink3(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
July 2011
1 post
Frustrations
Have you ever felt like the whole world is turning against you?
Have you ever felt like not a single soul in the world actually gives two shits about you?
Where do I start?
Well, most people agree that family should be the first person you approach when you’re not having the best day. This is utter shit. No one in my family actually really gives a flying fuck.
I don’t know how...
June 2011
39 posts
Exposed: Lrina Caliejo (Part II)
This Lrina girl, she won’t quit, eh?
(Credits to Jiayi)
Sent to my inbox.
Lmao, okay so she saw my post. So I thought I should check my stats tracker. You know that visitor counter at the site.
Philippines? I thought you’re in England?
Then, I went to her profile again.
Goodbye Lrina, if that’s even your real name.
Exposed: Lrina Caliejo (LOL)
I was confused at first, hearing this hoohas about this girl who added us all on Facebook. Okay, I admit I’ve tagged along by disturbing her on her Facebook. But then I stopped, because I thought she was real. Then suddenly this girl appeared. Ruby Caliejo. Apparently she’s her cousin.
Take a look at the woman behind, holding a camera.
...
“21 I have this bad habit. I like to lick my lips. Especially when they’re...”
“20 I’m 179cm tall.”
“#18 I don’t like social climbers.”
“#19 I used to play Habbo everyday when I was in Sec 1.”
“#17 I have never liked beansprouts. Hate em.”
“#16 When I was sec one, I hated this classmate of mine, so I poured ice kacang...”
“#15 I don’t like being late. Even if I’m late, I’d usually be 15 minutes late or...”
“#14 I like to ignore texts, especially if they’re from people I don’t really...”
“#13 I used to be in a choir. Back then I was a Soprano, and then an Alto when my...”
“#12 I hate studying for tests.”
“#11 I like to rub my eyes.”
“#10 I don’t get why people think I’m arrogant. I like to say hi to...”
“#9 I use hair wax to make my hair look straight. It’s actually quite wavy.”
“#8 I used to think that my nose was the moon. Because moons are usually...”
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“#7 I have always did badly for Maths. Since primary 2.”
“#6 I like to shower. In fact, I shower about 3 to 4 times per day.”
“#5 I like to use the staff toilet. Especially when the designated toilet runs...”
“#4 I really like singing. I like to sing and then record my own voice on my...”
“#3 90% of the photos in my iPod Touch are photos of SNSD & British...”
“#2 I eat really quickly during recess. So I won’t be the one returning the...”
“#1 I get angry easily, just that I don’t show it.”
I'm sucha geek
Sometimes, I have absolutely no idea what the fuck I’m doing in life. I’ve always wanted to be an entertainer but my heart says hell no.
Ain’t no fucking way I can survive in this world being an entertainer. So I told myself, I should be more realistic. Do what I think I can do best. I like paperwork, honestly. Having been in many situations whereby I have to do proposals and...
Strike out everything you've done. →
lettertolondon:
Had Beer
Had a cruiser.
Been completely drunk.
Done drugs.
Write on a bathroom wall.
Read a George Orwell book.
Had sex.
Had a physical fight.
Used Twitter.
Listened to Lady Gaga.
Been in a car accident.
Gotten suspended.
Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something.
Got a computer virus.
Touched a real gun.
Had a dog
Had a cat.
Been pregnant.
Camped...
Fuckers gonna fuck around.
Hi.
If you wanna talk bad about someone on your blog. Think first.
Is my blog private?
Will they see this?
Should I talk about them this way?
If you fucking want to be respected, respect others first. Just because you’re somehow some bigshot, doesn’t mean you’re the biggest bigshot. Remember, we’re all one level above you. If you can fucking talk about us this way,...
May 2011
19 posts
Everybody, fuck yourself.
I have no idea why I’m extremely motivated to blog tonight.
Tomorrow’s the start of June. That means that O’s are in less than 4 months. Hell yeah, I’m worried. I mean like, with my bad foundation in my studies (especially my Maths & Science), how can I expect good grades for my papers?
I know, I’ve been studying and all. But only for what has been covered this...
